Wednesday, October 04, 2006

"wanna see something cool?"

You know your job is hardcore when you're chatting casually with the cute co-worker you've been flirting with on and off for weeks and he asks you whether you and your boyfriend would threeway with him and you say maybe and then and all of a sudden he busts out his cellphone and shows you a 30-second video clip of his girlfriend, who is also your co-worker, sucking his erect, slightly-larger-than-average penis and this is so very much not the weirdest thing that happens to you at work that night that you only remember it two days later at breakfast and laugh so hard that you blow chunks of muffin across the table and your boyfriend asks you what's so funny and you say, "Oh, nothing, really. Just some shit at work."

6 comments:

Broady said...

WOW. I just stumbled across your blog and read the first entry, and was thinking this happened at the water cooler in a cube farm (HR is going to kick ass, I thought).

Then I read on, and realized this happened in a strip club. So the context changed but still, that blew me away! Crazy stuff. Great blog.

Anonymous said...

dogshit

Anonymous said...

so. let me get this straight. you went to a strip club for the first time - the same day the US started bombing afghanistan. you thought about that a lot. and then? christ, i can hardly contain my curiosity....you did what? you bought a thong? Oh, a double-lined one, and you bought a pair of six-inch platform heels. I got four questions for ya - Yeah? And? So? What?
Cod help us

eyeawry said...

So, this was at the yoga job, right?

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minx said...

whoever you are, i love you, i found you on one of those days that are particularly delicate and have just been reading reading reading. fun...thank you.