Sunday, August 12, 2007

speak of the devil

So after all that, B. sent an e-mail to my stripper account last week, saying that whenever I was ready to dance again he'd like to engage my service. I had doubts -- severe ones -- about letting the boundaries between my stripper and non-stripper lives get this soft.

B. hasn't even finished the site I hired him to design yet. I'll have to meet with him at least one more time in my professional mode and we'll sit across a table and pass papers back and forth, and that will be weird because, yes, I went to the club and spent the night with him in VIP being naked and lithesome. I needed the money.

Then again, money is a piss-poor excuse for anything. It's nice that I have a fat roll of bills in my purse again and it's nice that I can pay the electric company and buy down some of the credit debt C. and I incurred while I was in the hospital. It's nice that I can afford to keep working on the dayjob project a little longer now and it's nice that I can take my boyfriend out for breakfast this morning. I still feel weird.

Nothing untoward happened, mind you. That is to say, I didn't do anything I could go to jail for. For six straight hours I made cute faces and pretty conversation, listened attentively to whatever was said, and made positive, esteem-boosting responses while gyrating continuously in ways calculated to display my naked assets from the best possible angles.

It's not a completely mindless task, making sure someone else has a good time. I don't usually feel bad making the money I make to do it. I give good service for the dollar.

I was nervous as a cat all day the day before. At moments I really wanted to call him and cancel. I didn't, though.

My dance-bag has been sitting in a corner of my bedroom for nearly three months now. When I unzipped it to get my shoes, the smell of strip club seeped out -- stale cigarette smoke and the powdery smell of make-up, and the vinegar of a million random vaginas under a fog of fruit-scented bodysprays. That smell soothed me. By the time I was at the club caught up in the familiar ritual of curling irons and smokes and peanut M&M's I was in fine fettle again. I felt good, predatory and heartless. Strippery.

We had a nice night, except that I had to close my eyes to dance, like I used to do when I was a newbie. Customers always used to call me on it. "Why are your eyes closed?" Some of them thought it was cute shyness or that I was maybe carried away with passion or something. The truth was that the walls were lined with mirrors and I found the multiplicity of my naked self, repeated into infinity, distracting.

Still, we had a fun night. I got a little drunker than usual and enjoyed myself. B. must have a good time too, because he stayed till close and then gave me a large ammount of money, enough to give me my third best single-take night ever.

I got home and de-stripperated myself in the shower, peeling and rinsing off the layers of plastic and greasepaint. I got out of the shower and promptly felt awful. I got the money out of my bag, put it in an envelope, and left it on my desk. I would obviously have to give it back. I was ashamed of myself. Whore, whore, whore. I tossed around in bed for hours, imagining the awkwardness of the scene where I would give the money back. Maybe I would just put the envelope into his hand and run away. Find his house and poke it under the door. Something.

The next say I sought council with my wise stripper friends. The consensus was, don't give the money back. "You want things to be simple, right?" says my friend Jade. "Money makes things simple. You did your job; he paid you. If you give the money back, you upset the delicate balance."

OK. I let the envelope sit on my desk another day or two, and then I took it to the bank. My car needs work. I think it's the fuel-injection line.

I emailed him yesterday, just my usual little "thanks-I-had-a-nice-time" note. He replies: he had a nice time, too. But when he got home he was profoundly depressed again. His life is full of loneliness and he doesn't know what to do.

I don't know either. I'm not qualified to deliver therapy, though for what I get paid it feels like I ought to deliver something. I can give advice though, and I do: "Do what make you feel healthiest and best. The only reason to strip-club is because you enjoy it. If you don't enjoy it, don't come."

That's really all I've got.


Anonymous said...

Keep the $$$$$$$$

you shook it right?


ps it should finance the webpage?

Anonymous said...

Look, everyone has those kinds of feelings at times.

I got a check on Friday for 5216.37 for doing two and a half days of 'training'....

Everyone is someone's whore.

Its just that some people are not so self aware about it my sister.

Anonymous said...

I truly like your advice.

Do what makes you feel healthiest and best.

Simple and true.

Unknown said...

the vinegar of a million random vaginas under a fog of fruit-scented bodysprays. That smell soothed me

There's something profoundly mind-blowing about the juxtaposition of those two sentences, which is what keeps me coming back to read more :)

And FWIW, it's not like it's hard to find a designer in Austin who is not a customer -- you can easily recognize us by our instinctual fight-or-flight response at the mention of Comic Sans.